She feels bored, grabs a chocolate
She's disturbed, grabs a chocolate
She's relaxed, grabs a chocolate
She feels betrayed, grabs a chocolate
She feels lost, grabs a chocolate
She feels good, grabs a chocolate
She feels not-so-good, grabs a chocolate
She's delighted, grabs a chocolate
She's depressed, grabs a chocolate
She thinks sex, grabs a chocolate.
She thinks chocolate, grabs a chocolate
..and I've *not* been having chocolates for a while now, and I am she.
This is life.